Man Who Stabbed His Lawyer With A Pencil Stabs Another Lawyer With A Pencil First of all, why was he not in a jail cell being punished for his first pencil-related incident?
Second of all, why are we trusting him with a pencil and a lawyer simultaneously? Clearly he does not have a good track record with this kind of thing. This is not a time for second chances. If you stab your lawyer with a pencil, it’s not judgmental for authorities to question whether or not you should be allowed to be in the same room with a new lawyer and a new pencil.
Clearly a lesson has been learned today in the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office (real name).
Don’t trust Stabby McGee with pencils or other writing utensils and a lawyer. Except maybe a Crayola marker, if he’s really being impossible.