So, guys, I have a confession to make. I didn't write a post for today.
I know, I know. I'm the worst.
But I have this whole day job thing and it's been quite busy lately and I literally didn't have time.
So tomorrow I will make it up to you by writing the best post you've ever read in your life. Or, y'know, ramblings about something I saw on the Internet. It could go either way.
But until then, please enjoy my recaps of Dancing with the Stars from the last two weeks over at Xtra Bacon if you haven't already:
Xtra Bacon's First (And Probably Last) DWTS Recap
DWTS Recap: Razzle Dazzle and Razz-a-mataz
And if you have, please enjoy some of my older posts that I still kind of like:
Falling Apart When Your Bible Isn't
The Ballad of Spencer Pratt (With Actual Rhymes)
Five Reasons 3D Makes Me Hate My Life For 3 Hours
Dear Chris Brown: That's Enough Out of You
Thank you for your understanding, and may your day be free of Rihanna songs.